All Good Vegans Go to Heaven...Flesh eaters...Prepare to "MEAT" your maker

Thomas Tittmann
Jul 2, 2023
3 min read

Updated: Jul 3, 2023

For all my vegan & vegetarian friends at Witches Brew Coffee House (West Hempstead)...Thanks...for your great offerings - even DESSERTS (spelled with 2 s's 'cause you'll always want seconds!)

First...the disclaimer: In the making of this post...

FLESH EATERS, PREPARE TO "MEAT" YOUR MAKER...

Colonel Sandurz (below right) couldn't get past the Pearly Gate - so he is destined to drift forever through time and space...in this craft...

SPACEBALLS Clip - "Mr. Coffee" (1987) Rick Moranis (06:26)

HAVE FUN STORMING THE CASTLE...

The name of this establishment served up this classic scene from one of my favorite flics:

The Princess Bride Blu-ray CLIP - Have Fun Storming The Castle (2012) - Cary Elwes Movie HD (02:12)

...and the reference to "mostly dead" combined with Billy Crystal's closing comments...put this tune on the turntable:

For A.J. and other members of the Gratefully Dead tribe...feel free to join the audience for the call and response fun...

Dr. Bob is our lead miracle worker...

Grateful Dead [4K Remaster] - I Need A Miracle - The Closing Of Winterland - 1978 - 12 - 31 [SBD] (11:19)

SEE HOW THEY LOVE...TO DEVOUR ONE OTHER...

Ronald McDonalds Take Over KFC (00:39)

Heath's image reminded me of Jack's and another, yet departed, half-assed (fast food) "food" establishment:

CLOWN GETS THE AXE...

Jack in the Box "Jack Explodes" commercial from 1980 (00:27)

--and look who's his executioner? Chucky...nah, not that Chucky...Chuck McCann...

Uhh...I'm not making fun of this next restaurateur...His hands are faster and deadlier than his food...

FREE PRIZE...GAME....IN EVERY BAG

...Act now while supplies last...AND, you're still ALIVE...

RONALD MCDONALD VIDEO GAME: KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS(POISONS) YOU (07:38)

FOR THOSE LIKE ME WHO ARE ALREADY "CHOCK FULL O'NUTS

...and love the many alternatives...

Hmmm...???

Here's some advice...so we don't...

The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again (Shepperton Studios / 1978) (09:09)

The song's anti-war messages inspired these thoughts...

The setting for this song - possibly an underground coffee house - is the type of place frequently associated with a long history of brewing change...revolution...

"I ain't gonna study war no more

Study war no more

Ain't gonna study war no more"

The Seekers Study War No More 1967 (01:36)

The American Civil Rights movement applied this version of the original 1918 hymn:

"Down By the Riverside" (Study War No More) (04:45)

TAKE A GANDER AT THEIR IMPROPER GANDA...

McDonald's Hamburgers - "Our Kind of Place" (Commercial, 1967) (01:01)

THIS NEXT MEME THORLY NEEDS A CAPTION...GOT ONE?

"GOD" IS "DOG" SPELLED BACKWARDS

SURPRISE!!!

BACON YER PARDON...I'M NOT YET FULLY CONVERTED...

NO MATTER...WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THE MERITS OF THIS HEAVENLY BEVERAGE

...and it gets even sweeter...

FOR RICHIE AND MY OTHERS FRIENDS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT

Uh...will this next meme...mean I'll have to return the PBA cards?

A PERSON'S BEST FRIEND

...time to pull the covers off my sleepy caretaker...

LET FOOD BE THY MEDICINE

These previous images brought this classic song to mind...As I listened, I remembered hearing some folks talk about how people that follow the vegan and vegetarian lifestyles tend to resonate with those who attempt to BE peace-filled and bring PEACE to our shared world...Hear our prayers...

Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young) || Woodstock (We Are Stardust) (04:25)

Note: I chose this video for it's depictions of the heavens...FYI - On July 3 pour planet will experience a SUPER MOON...Stay tuned to my channel for a cool post that's developing...